Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import review

Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import

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GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads:

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...



  • Japanese dubs and English subs
  • Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
  • 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
  • Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
  • Puzzles of the cryptic kind

"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

  • H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

  • Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian


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Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import
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    Jupiter Lighthouse Games

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    320 MB available space